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"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 11/09/2018 at 09:13 • Filed to: None

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It’s November 9th....

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And I have already heard “All I want for Christmas Is You” being played. Where do I go to escape this hell?

Jayhawk Jake > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 09:20

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January. You go to January.

random001 > Jayhawk Jake 11/09/2018 at 09:21

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Well played, sir.  Well played, indeed.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 09:29

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One of my neighbors put up their lights this week.  I think I might let my dogs poop in their yard.  

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 09:31

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Why did you go to the mall?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 09:31

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Listen to the new Shatner Christmas album. You’ll ever feel better or go insane: win-win.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 09:34

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I didn’t...i opened an IG video and was teleported to a mall on Black friday

PartyPooper2012 > Jayhawk Jake 11/09/2018 at 09:37

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nooo. skip january. go directly to March when you can maybe take out the convertible and let your bald spot bathe in sun

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 09:49

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I will poop in his yard for you

nermal > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 09:52

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This should help get you in the proper seasonal mood:

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 10:00

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I walked into a Walgreens and heard Christmas music. I turned around and walked right out. Not ready for that.

shop-teacher > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 10:02

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I have neighbors that put them up before Halloween. They turned them on the night after Halloween.

Just Jeepin' > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 10:16

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I may or may not have done that once, but I was 4 years old.

(I had to walk to kindergarten, and it was either some random unlucky person’s yard or my pants.)

DipodomysDeserti > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 10:27

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I’m still waiting for this War on Christmas to kick off.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > shop-teacher 11/09/2018 at 10:30

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Ugh.  Halloween here is actually a pretty big deal with orange lights, graveyard displays and inflatables.  Some people still have those out while this other guy has Christmas and it’s just a mess this week. 

shop-teacher > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 10:40

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I must confess here, I keep forgetting to take down our pumpkin lights.

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 11/09/2018 at 11:48

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At least it wasn’t Christmas Shoes.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 12:03

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I plan on starting my light hanging process this weekend. BUT, I’m not turning them on until the day after Thanksgiving. I just need a weekend or two to hang them up lol

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 11/09/2018 at 13:36

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I’m totally OK with that lol

PyramidHat > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/09/2018 at 19:14

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Someone in my complex put up lights on November 1st.  The only reason they were not introduced to my flamethrower is that the fire would spread to my unit...